Crooked Tale Gastropub

Menu

• Crooked Bird Bowl

  Grilled Chicken, rice, black beans, lettuce, pico de Gallo, and Monterey cheese topped with cilantro lime aioli and served in a fried tortilla bowl

  Price: 12.00

• Mother-Loaded Dog

  Conecuh Sausage link, smothered in beer cheese, house-made onion jam, bacon bits, and topped with jalapeños on a hoagie and served with French Fries

  Price: 12.00

• Pig Mac Sandwich

  Pulled Pork, white cheddar Mac & cheese, pimento cheese, chipotle aioli, and pickled red onion on Texas Toast. Served with French Fries

  Price: 13.00

• Reject Burger

  Smash Patty, American Cheese, pickled red onion, and chipotle aioli with a cheese-crusted bun, served with French fries

  Price: 13.00

• Wrapped Up

  Grilled Chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, chipotle aioli mayo, and Monterrey cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with French Fries

  Price: 14.00

• Blackened Red Fish

  Blackened Redfish served over buttery rice and topped with gumbo jus and corn maq-choux

  Price: 28.00

• The Chicken Man Quesadilla

  Grilled chicken quesadilla with shredded cheese, jalapeños, sautéed onions and red peppers. Served with pico & sour cream

  Price: 15.00

• Pretzel Shanks

  Three generous sized pretzel spears halved & served with our house made beer cheese dipping sauce

  Price: 13.00

• Fried Mushrooms

  Hand breaded mushrooms fried to a golden brown and topped with parmesan cheese and garlic aioli

  Price: 10.00

• Mozzarella Sticks

  Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side

  Price: 10.00

• Stool Pigeon Minis

  Three fried chicken sliders topped with swiss cheese, buffalo sauce, served on toasted brioche buns

  Price: 14.00

• Crispy Brussel Sprouts

  Topped with a balsamic reduction and pickled red onion

  Price: 12.00

• In a Pickle

  House made pickles fried to a perfect golden brown and served with a spicy remoulade for dipping

  Price: 9.00

• Chips + Salsa

  Price: 7.00

• Bogart Bombers

  Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a cheddar & cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs

  Price: 12.00

• The Motherload-ed Fries

  Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli

  Price: 13.00

• The Mob Cobb

  Spring greens, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, hard boiled egg, fresh cut avocado and topped with pecans. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken + $4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye +$7

  Price: 12.00

• The Crooked Tale House Salad

  Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, craisins, bacon and red onions. Served with your choice of dressing. Chicken +$4, Shrimp + $5, Ribeye + $7

  Price: 10.00

• The Hangover

  Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun

  Price: 15.00

• The Godfather Steak Sandwich

  Sliced USDA Angus cut ribeye cooked to preference, topped with Monterey jack cheese, red & green peppers, and house caramelized onion. Served on a hoagie with a horseradish cream sauce on the side

  Price: 18.00

• Border Bound

  8 oz patty seasoned with taco seasoning, topped with fried tortilla strips, cilantro lime mayo, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeños & guacamole

  Price: 15.00

• Rhapsody in Bleu

  Blackened burger patty topped with caramelized onions & bleu cheese crumbles. Served on a bed of lettuce and tomato with a brioche bun

  Price: 15.00

• The Meat Wagon

  8 oz patty topped with thick sliced bacon, ham & pulled pork. Slathered with our house beer cheese and finished off with caramelized onion jam, garlic aioli. All on a toasted bun

  Price: 16.00

• Big Al Capone's Belly Buster

  Two 8 oz patties, four thick cut slices of applewood smoked bacon, six slices of American and cheddar cheese, garlic aioli, on a bed of lettuce, tomato, and onion jam. Served on a toasted brioche bun

  Price: 20.00

• The MOBLT

  A BLT on Texas toast served with a mountain of bacon, lettuce & tomato and topped with a cilantro lime mayo & avocado

  Price: 15.00

• The Sweet Alibi

  Crispy bacon, American cheese, sweet pineapple slice, lettuce, tomato, onion, and special sauce

  Price: 17.00

• The Joe Schmo

  Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion

  Price: 14.00

• The Stool Pigeon

  A generous size chicken breast served grilled or fried, tossed in our spicy garlic buffalo sauce, and topped with swiss cheese. Served with lettuce, tomato & red onion on the side

  Price: 14.00

• Penne Chicken or Shrimp Alfredo

  Rich and creamy Alfredo sauce made in house with your choice of grilled or blackened chicken or shrimp

  Price: 15.00

• Flying Dutchman's Fish Tacos (3)

  Blackened mahi filets, topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion and avocado. Served with our fresh cilantro lime mayo on warm tortillas with a side of rice pilaf

  Price: 16.00

• Siegel Shrimp Dinner

  Blackened, grilled or fried shrimp. Served with chipotle tartar and cocktail sauce with your choice of two sides

  Price: 16.00

• Sammy the Bull's Ribeye

  12 oz of USDA Angus cut ribeye, seasoned & grilled to preference. Topped with a bordelaise butter. Served with your choice of two sides. Add 6 shrimp for an additional charge

  Price: 26.00

• Bye Bye Blackened Bird

  A generous portion of grilled blackened chicken breast, served on a bed of rice pilaf, seasoned with our house Mediterranean seasonings. Served with your choice of side

  Price: 15.00

• 12 Pieces Wings

  Price: 19.00

• 6 Pieces Wings

  Price: 10.00

• 50 Wings

  Price: 60.00

• 25 Wings

  Price: 35.00

• Baby Face Burgers (2)

  2 oz sliders, with American cheese & fixings on the side. Served with fries

  Price: 10.00

• Chicken Tenders

  Two chicken tenders served with fries

  Price: 9.00

• Kid Mac N Cheese

  Our 4-cheese made in house, topped with toasted breadcrumbs. Served with one small side

  Price: 9.00

• The Double Decker Ham & Cheese

  Ham, with cheddar & American cheese, grilled on Texas toast. Served with one small side

  Price: 9.00

• Grilled Chicken

  Grilled chicken breast served with one small sides

  Price: 9.00

• Home Fries

  Price: 7.50

• Mac N Cheese

  Price: 7.00

• Side Ranch

  A 2 oz serving of our house-made ranch

  Price: 1.50

• Side Salad

  Price: 8.50

• Kettle Chips

  Price: 7.00

• Rice Pilaf

  Price: 6.00

• Side Beer Cheese 4 Oz

  Price: 5.00

• Side Bleu Cheese

  A 2 oz serving of our house-made bleu cheese

  Price: 1.50

• Seasonal Veggies

  Price: 7.00

• Sweet Potato Fries

  Crispy and flavorful fries made from sweet potatoes, a delightful twist on a classic favorite, tossed in cinnamon sugar

  Price: 7.00

• Soup of the Day

  Price: 6.50

• Side garlic Aioli

  Price: 1.50

• Beignet Bites

  Five pieces of flakey fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze

  Price: 9.95

• Key-lime Crime

  Key lime pie topped with fresh limes and whipped cream

  Price: 9.95

• The Bootlegger Brownie

  Fresh, warm brownies, topped with vanilla ice cream, drizzled with chocolate & whiskey caramel sauces, chopped pecans, whipped cream & a maraschino cherry

  Price: 9.95

• The Gambino Family Cheesecake

  New York style cheesecake, drizzled with a chocolate & whiskey caramel sauce

  Price: 9.95

• Redbull

  Price: 5.00

• Iced Tea

  Iced tea is available in sweet, unsweet, or half-sweet-half-unsweet options

  Price: 3.69

• Milk

  Fresh, cold, and creamy whole milk

  Price: 3.99